Did you actually write this?

This blog is a new one, yet already I have been asked
a few questions about it....

Almost all of the questions are "did you write this yourself"...

The answer here is a resounding YES... all writings are mine...

If I find some interesting snippet (like the White house thing)
which is not mine.. I'll be fair and let you know....

But all other entries, musings and poems.. they came from the same
strange and corrupted mind that is writing this entry..

The other questions have been more centered around
"Can I take what you have written, and use it somewhere else?"

I may be being asked all of this (at least my ego tells me)
because the readers are so awed at my literary skills or my insight..

...But the internal cynic understands that they may be more confused..
about how so much strange junk can come from one small brain all at once..

Whatever the case.. (and I'm not here to judge) ...
I know that with the internet..
there is a massive amount of copy and paste which happens...
and although I cannot even hope for any element of
glory or immortality... (Nor would I want it)..

I would just ask that you'd at least do me the decency
of letting people know your source..
when you distribute...

Not for any accolade nor attention...
But just so that I can know that at one time
I was here..
and I was heard...

Thanks...

And please forward this message to everyone you know
because I not only need the money, but
eleven pixies will eat your soul at midnight
if you do not immediately send this...
to seventeen close friends...
(most of which are already pissed off by your forwards)...

Remember.. Bob Jacobee, aged nine of Toronto, sent this
to just one person and within moments of clicking the mouse button,
heard Heidie Schiffer knocking at his door and wanting to talk to him...

The fact that he was only nine was his only problem...

But.. aside from all the foolery....

Please just name your source...

And you'll sleep better knowing my army of pixies..
aren't coming to steal your soul, or your nose....

all works are mine.. but they are here for you to enjoy

(unless otherwise specified) in which case contents may vary...

Thanks.